Two-word game: Describing every NFL team's Week 1 performance in just two words

In life, it often takes just two words to tell a story. NFL teams are no different. Today, we're back to the OutKick-famous Two-Word Game to describe every NFL team after Week 1. Let's go: Arizona Cardinals (W, 26–14 vs. Chargers) Well coached. New England Patriots (L, 10–13 vs. Seahawks) Schedule merchants. Jacksonville Jaguars (W, 34–10 vs. Browns) Championship sleepers? Minnesota Vikings (W, 39–22 vs. Packers) Purple reign. CLICK HERE FOR MORE OUTKICK SPORTS COVERAGE Pittsburgh Steelers (W, 20–13 vs. Falcons) Aging Rodgers. Los Angeles Rams (L, 7–27 vs. 49ers) Jet lagged. Buffalo Bills (W, 36–31 vs. Texans) He’s HIM. Tennessee Titans (L, 10–23 vs. Jets) Arch support. Miami Dolphins (L, 13–27 vs. Raiders) (Also) Arch support. Chicago Bears (W, 59–37 vs. Panthers) Madden mode. Dallas Cowboys (L, 20–28 vs. Giants) Defense (still) missing. Seattle Seahawks (W, 13–10 vs. Patriots) Locked in. Cleveland Browns (L, 10–34 vs. Jaguars) It’s ugly. Philadelphia Eagles (W, 24–22 vs. Commanders) Good enough. Detroit Lions (W, 31–30 OT vs. Saints) Secondary woes. Kansas City Chiefs (W, 31–10 vs. Broncos) Run-first Chiefs? Atlanta Falcons (L, 13–20 vs. Steelers) Wounded wings. San Francisco 49ers (W, 27–7 vs. Rams) Shanahan’s wizardry. New York Jets (W, 23–10 vs. Titans) They won... DOES THE NFL'S DOUBLE DIGIT RATINGS DECLINE FOR OPENER SHOW FAN FATIGUE? Houston Texans (L, 31–36 vs. Bills) They’re fine. Las Vegas Raiders (W, 27–13 vs. Dolphins) Like that! Baltimore Ravens (W, 41–23 vs. Colts) Newly Mint-erd. Cincinnati Bengals (W, 33–27 vs. Buccaneers) Jungle fever. Carolina Panthers (L, 37–59 vs. Bears) Defense optional. Denver Broncos (L, 10–31 vs. Chiefs) Nix happens. Indianapolis Colts (L, 23–41 vs. Ravens) Outclassed early. Los Angeles Chargers (L, 14–26 vs. Cardinals) Very disappointing. New Orleans Saints (L, 30–31 OT vs. Lions) So close. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (L, 27–33 vs. Bengals) Close, again. CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE FOX NEWS APP New York Giants (W, 28–20 vs. Cowboys) Dart Vader. Green Bay Packers (L, 22–39 vs. Vikings) Metldown VI.